pose a lyrical question to a random sample of im chat contacts. experience hilarity ensuing. or something.

me: why you at the bar if you ain’t poppin’ the bottles?
and, further,
what good is all the fame if you ain’t f**kin’ the models?
Mike: hahah
ahhhh
thank you for asking!
i was hoping someone would notice
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me: i has a question
why you at the bar if you ain’t poppin’ the bottles?
Donna: i’m lookin for the models
me: i see.
and do you plan to be famous and f’ing them?
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me: question
John: Answer
me: why you at the bar if you ain’t poppin’ the bottles?
and, further,
what good is all the fame if you ain’t f**kin’ the models?
John: ?
me: nelly lyrics.
John: Ah. Nelly
It is getting hot in her.
Let me take off al my clothes..
me: yes, her too.
John: Jedi mind trick.
me: now THAT was a good song.
John: You mean the rapper Nelly or Nelly Furtado?
I’m confused.
me: Jedi mind trick is also referenced in a poe son
song*
John: Cool.
But the song “Hot in Here” by the rapper Nelly, he almost is using a Jedi mind trick on the girls..
And the other song about bottles, is that Nelly the rapper or another Nelly?
me: i don’t know any other nelly who talks about poppin’ bottles
John: Ok
Well, there was a time (not sure so much now) that folk singer Nelly Furtado did some re-working of her music image and songs.
me: i know she went from folky-poppy
to r&b-poppy
John: Ok.
And why do you listen to Nelly? Just curious.
me: oh, i dont’ really.
it’s just a random thing that got stuck in my head
however, that song is totally on my workout mix
John: I have the 2nd Audioslave CD that works as a good thing to listen to while you are on a stationary bike.

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