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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rachel Bunting!

  1. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Rachel Bunting floating in their swimming pools.
  2. Rachel Bunting is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
  3. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Rachel Bunting.
  4. To check whether Rachel Bunting is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Rachel Bunting will sink, and fresh Rachel Bunting will float!
  5. Rachel Bunting is 984 feet tall.
  6. Rachel Bunting is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  7. Forty percent of the world’s almonds and twenty percent of the world’s peanuts are used in the manufacture of Rachel Bunting!
  8. Rachel Bunting can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  9. Rachel Bunting can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
  10. In 1982 Time Magazine named Rachel Bunting its ‘Man of the Year’!

2 thoughts on “oh, here’s a funny meme”

  1. Six and eight contradict each other. “Rachel Bunting is the only bird that can swim but not fly but flies anyway”?

    Chuck Norris tried to roundhouse kick Rachel Bunting, but shr squarehouse kicked him to beyond herself in the asteroid belt.

    Wolverine is invulnerable because his skeleton is made of funny memes–and funny memes are made of Rachel Bunting.

    Prolly enough, eh? Have a great day.
    Bill

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